Honeybee*Hill

For my poetry class, because I am fearless, I wrote a poem called “A partial and incomplete list of men I have slept with that I can remember”.

I was telling Aaron about how I wrote this poem, so he asks me, “How many pages is it?”

Things I learned today:

• Babies need to take naps in the afternoon. Even if they say they don’t. Even if they feel fine and happy. The need to nap. Just like, twenty minutes would be enough. Please. For the love of Pete take a nap you miserable little snot machine.
• The baby’s high chair, when not in use, can double as a portable bar.

I submit as evidence, Frank:

Everyone in my family is exhausted!